Thursday, June 9, 2011

I fought the law, and the law won!

1. Law of Mechanical Repair:  After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity:  Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

5. Law of the Alibi:  If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).  NOTE: this also applies to checkout lanes at Walmart!

7. Law of the Bath:  When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. The Coffee Law:  As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

11. Law of Physical Surfaces:  The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

12. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy:  As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

4 comments:

Tami B. said...

I don't know where you found this but it is so funny and so true. Thanks for the chuckle.

MaryM said...

Too, too, TOO true!! LOL!!!!!!!!

S said...

Oh how funny, and yes how true.

Kristen said...

My favorite is number 12! I've found this to be especially true with beauty products. (: My quest for beauty lives on...